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If you don't mind being utterly (and I mean utterly) spoiled for the new Star Wars movie, check out this collection of spoiler pics featuring a hilarious running commentary that's almost certainly far better than the actual film will be.

Excerpt: Oh, no! They must fight Dooku! Our heroes have emerged from an army of spindly robots only to have to battle a 78 year-old man.

If you still you harbor any small hope of actually enjoying Episode III, then you'd best keep away, however, because after looking at all of these pics I hardly feel the need to see the movie anymore. Except that of course I do need to see the movie, because George Lucas is evil and even though I despise him and what he has done to my movies, I cannot look away.

ETA: LiveJournal's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "dialogue"? WTF?

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pookha
Mar. 5th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)
God I love Ewan MacGregor. Palpatine looks hysterical sitting there smiling. I want space kegs!

I didn't the captions but I caught this one. Hee!

"So brave you are not, at your thighs now a lightsaber is pointed."
hannasus
Mar. 5th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
Ewan is the only thing that keeps me from gouging my eyes out during those terrible, terrible movies. Obi Wan is teh Hot.
pookha
Mar. 5th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC)
He was the only saving grace of the horribleness that was Episode II. I can't even remember the names of the films! They will always be known as Episodes I-III. Or, The Horror.

He is Teh Hot.
mcsister
Mar. 5th, 2005 04:08 pm (UTC)
I've already given up any hope for this movie, so I looked at all the pics. The captions are hysterical.

For comparison's sake, here they have inserted a scene from Return of the Jedi.

and

The men run for several minutes in search of a catwalk suitable for swordfighting.

Heeheehee. And now I will go back to my happy place where George Lucas never made Episodes I - III. ;)
hannasus
Mar. 5th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
I also loved:

It appears Obi-Wan has reduced this enemy to a ballerina clothed in a tutu made of its own groinfire.

and

Anakin's terrible downfall into evil is portrayed in this part of the film, via 108 minutes of stilted dialogue.

fullycompletely
Mar. 5th, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC)
Dude, I know. I thought maybe it was a Canadianism, but who just spells it "dialog" or whatever?
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