Chris Rock said "ass" in the first five seconds. Hee. Pretty decent monologue, although I'd take Jude Law over Tom Cruise any day.

Oh, look at the poor art directors all herded out on stage like cattle. That's just wrong. To have to stand there all awkwardly like that while the winners get their award. Wrong.

Yay! Morgan Freeman! And what a short, classy speech. Okay, now why are they playing him off the stage with Star Trek music? I mean, he's super cool and all, but to my knowledge he's never been to space.