Okay, the bit interviewing people in the movie theater was pretty damn funny. Chronicles of Riddick, indeed. And I'm loving the woman who told Chris to step off.

Um, Tim Robbins couldn't be bothered to shave? God, Cate is so beyond brilliant in The Aviator, I could lick her. Oh, Laura Linney, what did you do to your hair? Poor thing. That's okay, though, because you're not going to win so no one will remember your hair tomorrow. Yay! Cate wins, as she should.

Nooooo, don't play a Beatles song in the anti drunk driving commercial. Do you want me to totally lose it? Mean.