Marty "Where's-My-Damn-Oscar-Already" Scorsese grits his way through a bit for the humanitarian award. Yawn. I know humanitarians are important and all, but I'm here for the celebrities, people!
Whew, moving on finally. Annette Bening is so high, ya'll. As is Warren out in the audience. Wow, Yo Yo Ma! And he's playing to the In Memoriam. Lord. They're trying to kill me. Where's the damn Kleenex?