If you don't mind being utterly (and I mean utterly) spoiled for the new Star Wars movie, check out this collection of spoiler pics featuring a hilarious running commentary that's almost certainly far better than the actual film will be.
Excerpt: Oh, no! They must fight Dooku! Our heroes have emerged from an army of spindly robots only to have to battle a 78 year-old man.
If you still you harbor any small hope of actually enjoying Episode III, then you'd best keep away, however, because after looking at all of these pics I hardly feel the need to see the movie anymore. Except that of course I do need to see the movie, because George Lucas is evil and even though I despise him and what he has done to my movies, I cannot look away.
ETA: LiveJournal's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "dialogue"? WTF?
Excerpt: Oh, no! They must fight Dooku! Our heroes have emerged from an army of spindly robots only to have to battle a 78 year-old man.
If you still you harbor any small hope of actually enjoying Episode III, then you'd best keep away, however, because after looking at all of these pics I hardly feel the need to see the movie anymore. Except that of course I do need to see the movie, because George Lucas is evil and even though I despise him and what he has done to my movies, I cannot look away.
ETA: LiveJournal's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "dialogue"? WTF?
Comments
I didn't the captions but I caught this one. Hee!
"So brave you are not, at your thighs now a lightsaber is pointed."
He is Teh Hot.
For comparison's sake, here they have inserted a scene from Return of the Jedi.
and
The men run for several minutes in search of a catwalk suitable for swordfighting.
Heeheehee. And now I will go back to my happy place where George Lucas never made Episodes I - III. ;)
It appears Obi-Wan has reduced this enemy to a ballerina clothed in a tutu made of its own groinfire.
and
Anakin's terrible downfall into evil is portrayed in this part of the film, via 108 minutes of stilted dialogue.