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If you don't mind being utterly (and I mean utterly) spoiled for the new Star Wars movie, check out this collection of spoiler pics featuring a hilarious running commentary that's almost certainly far better than the actual film will be.

Excerpt: Oh, no! They must fight Dooku! Our heroes have emerged from an army of spindly robots only to have to battle a 78 year-old man.

If you still you harbor any small hope of actually enjoying Episode III, then you'd best keep away, however, because after looking at all of these pics I hardly feel the need to see the movie anymore. Except that of course I do need to see the movie, because George Lucas is evil and even though I despise him and what he has done to my movies, I cannot look away.

ETA: LiveJournal's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word "dialogue"? WTF?



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Mar. 5th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC)
God I love Ewan MacGregor. Palpatine looks hysterical sitting there smiling. I want space kegs!

I didn't the captions but I caught this one. Hee!

"So brave you are not, at your thighs now a lightsaber is pointed."
Mar. 5th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
Ewan is the only thing that keeps me from gouging my eyes out during those terrible, terrible movies. Obi Wan is teh Hot.
Mar. 5th, 2005 06:37 pm (UTC)
He was the only saving grace of the horribleness that was Episode II. I can't even remember the names of the films! They will always be known as Episodes I-III. Or, The Horror.

He is Teh Hot.
Mar. 5th, 2005 04:08 pm (UTC)
I've already given up any hope for this movie, so I looked at all the pics. The captions are hysterical.

For comparison's sake, here they have inserted a scene from Return of the Jedi.


The men run for several minutes in search of a catwalk suitable for swordfighting.

Heeheehee. And now I will go back to my happy place where George Lucas never made Episodes I - III. ;)
Mar. 5th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
I also loved:

It appears Obi-Wan has reduced this enemy to a ballerina clothed in a tutu made of its own groinfire.


Anakin's terrible downfall into evil is portrayed in this part of the film, via 108 minutes of stilted dialogue.

Mar. 5th, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC)
Dude, I know. I thought maybe it was a Canadianism, but who just spells it "dialog" or whatever?
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