Happy Bones day, everyone! May all your evenings be filled with snark, chunky jewelry and tantalizing glimpses of skin.

My favorite artist: Mary Cassatt. Her mother/child portraits are divine.

A food I shouldn't eat but I love: La Madeleine's tomato basil soup. Mmmmmheavycream.

A scent other people like which I don't: Anything that's artificially berry-scented.

My favorite gadget: My laptop. It's practically become one with my lap this month.

The thing about Winter which makes me happiest: Sweat pants.

The thing about Summer which makes me happiest: Flip flops. (Best of both worlds? Those spring/fall days when you can wear sweat pants with flip flops.)

My dream car (or other mode of transport): A re-conditioned Volkswagen Karmann Ghia.

First thing I'd buy if I had an extra $1,000 lying around: A bigger TV and a second TiVo.

My favorite thing that starts with Z: Zydeco.

Huey, Dewey or Louie? Ugh. None of the above. Stupid bratty ducks.

Hi-fi, wi-fi, or sci-fi? Not fair. You can't make me choose. How about reading sci-fi with my wi-fi while listening to my hi-fi?

Head, shoulders, knees or toes? Toes, totally.