I promised myself I wasn't gonna post a political rant today, because I know it gets old, and heck, I'm just proselytizing to the choir here, anyway. So instead I'm going to do a meme. A political meme, started by lykaios:

If Bush wins, I will ____________________.
If Kerry wins, I will ____________________.

So, here's mine.

If Bush wins, I will 1) enter a period of mourning/depressive state no less than seven days in duration, but not to exceed four weeks, because even when the forces of evil take over the world we still have to try to keep going with our lives; and 2) donate $100 each to the ACLU, NRDC, and NOW, every year for the remainder of Bush's term.

If Kerry wins, I will 1) start working on my novel again and write for at least one hour a day, five days a week; and 2) donate $100 each to the ACLU, NRDC, and NOW, every year for the remainder of Kerry's term (because--let's face it--even with Kerry in the White House they could still use all the help they can get).

And now I have to go take my dad to get his flu shot, which I will probably end up ranting about here later.