All hands hoay!

'Tis a momentous day, so avast ye scurvy dogs. Not only be it Talk Like a Pirate Day, but me sources tell me 'tis the birthday of that bonny picaroon, thestickywicket. She's a mad wench, make no mistake, so raise a black jack o' grog in her honor afore the sun sets, else ye'll find yerselves in Davy's grip.

Arrrrr!